Easy Like Sunday Morning

Finally, after another hectic week, I finally get to relax. We've been hiring for our latest project in the company. We've gotten a bunch of new girls who will be working with us, part time. I haven't gotten the time to know them a little better. No, wait. Let me correct that. I didn't get to know them at all. I don't even know their names yet. Anyway, I've got a bunch of friends who also might be interested in working with us. I'll contact them as soon as everything's smoothened out.

Anyway, aside from being hectic, last week was a blast. Everyone saw my previous post and got kicks out of it. Except for Shirley, who was kind of pissed off about the last picture. If you've been keeping track of this blog, the last picture of my previous post, was of Shirley's voluptous back side. Personally, I thought it was the highlight of the post. And probably, everyone thought the same. She's been bugging me day in and day out to change it. She was practically begging. As you already know, she's the operations manager of the company, which means she handles everyones payroll. So I didn't think it was a smart move to fuck with that kind of power. Hee hee.

Well, I had no choice except to heed her request, so I changed it with the Wagz solo pic. Right now, I've just finished fixing Lourie's computer which had no problem really. I just updated her Windows installation and not to mention her very, very outdated anti-virus software. I also downloaded a few stuff to make it work swimmingly, like Yahoo Messenger, Mozilla Firefox, and Microsoft's anti-spyware.

My life as a writer is almost at an end. I'm now trying to focus more on web programming. I've recently finished recapping about basic HTML and am now focusing all my power on PHP. A friend of mine suggested I install a software called XAMPP. It's an installer for the LAMP configuration, except it works with windows, no L. I'm having trouble understanding it at the moment. But I'll figure it out soon enough. My 126 IQ isn't there for nothing, you know.

Okay, I read what I wrote so far, and I bet the last paragraph is probably boring the badgeezers out of you lay men. I guess this is my cue to stop writing now. I am getting bored reading my stuff, myself. So until something new comes up at the office, You won't be seeing much posts anymore, unless of course someone requests me to.

That's all the time I have for now.

"When in doubt, Go fuck yourself." -his holiness the dalai lama

Pictures Worth A Thousand Words

I'm so sorry about my very delayed posts. We've been real busy lately. I've been working my ass off both at work and at home. But I don't mind. I'm really enjoying it. Anyway, I don't have much to say but I do have some pics for you to enjoy.

Me an' My Bitches!
Update: Pictures Deleted Due To Technical Difficulties, Please Bear With Me............

Well, that's all the time I have for now. Enjoy the pictures and stay tuned for more events at the office. Right now, I'm so tired and worn out, I think my two year old shoes are in better shape than me.

Tim -- OUT!!!

Love You Long Time

I haven't been posting since we've been a bit busy lately, also, nothing much happened in the past few days. Saturday was a usual slow day, quiet and peaceful. So Lourie brought along her camera and we had a private pictorial with all the people at the office. It isn't as dirty as you think it is, you bastard. It's just a bunch of friends taking pictures. Everyone was there except for the two big "M"s, Marvis and Mark. I'm asking Lourie for copies of the pictures so I can add them to my memorabilia. I'm having selected pictures framed and hung up in my room, with the girls' permission of course.

Oh and yeah, the picture above was sent to me by Laedee. It makes me realize how lazy we, homo sapiens, have become in terms of health and fitness. As a matter of fact, it's been a long time since I went out for a jog and inhaled some fresh air.

Oh yeah, another thing. While we were all working, Laedee conducted an interview on me about my most recent love life, in front of everyone in the office. It brought back a lot of painful and regretful memories. I really don't like talking about this with anyone. Even my closest friends don't know the full details of that disaster. And here I am pouring my heart out to people I've only known for two months. I don't know, I feel comfortable talking to them about this stuff, and I also learn a lot from them. They all had something to share and they kind of put all the events of my relationship into perspective.

Thanks to all of them, I can finally move on without anything weighing me down.

For the moment, since it's my day off, I'm going to look for something to do, because sleep is so over rated. How 'bout a jog huh? We'll see.

Tim has left the building.

Me and My Broken Heart

Aight, notice the title? How couldn't you? The font's so big. Anyway, I'm not really broken hearted. It's just that Rosie didn't show up for work today. She got sick or something. I also noticed yesterday when she left, she was wearing very nice clothes. We all assumed she was on a date. Today, The Wagz said, "She's probably absent because she couldn't walk." (heheh). In case you don't understand that statement, read between the lines. The people at office are saying that she went on a date with some guy because I was too slow. Let me stress this out to you, my loyal readers. I AM NOT TRYING TO WIN ROSIE. To me, she's an office mate, nothing more, nothing less.

Anyway, Marvis gave me a bit more work. I like it. It gives me more to do at the office, makes me feel useful. If I need anything at all in my life, it's more work. I don't know why, but I like to work.

Now, getting back to the title, I told them all that my heart was broken and I can't live anymore. Obviously, I was just kidding. I don't have a heart to start with. It was stolen from me a long time ago. I have no feelings for nobody. Well, except maybe the platonic love I have for the people at the office. They're the best thing that ever happened to me since my best friend died. I'm talking about my dog, who got run over by a car years ago. I almost killed the driver. If ever Rosie found a guy last night, I wish her all the best. Although I doubt if you could find love in just one night. I tried that before. Didn't work. But Nonetheless, I wish her all the best.

I commuted on the way to work, and on the way home. My dad's SUV got busted. Battery problems. Damn it. Damn the traffic, damn the people on the bus, and damn the smells. But I'm thankful though. I got to see the world the way I saw it before. The luxury of driving your own vehicle cannot compare to the luxury of bumping into a hot stranger's supple breasts. I couldn't gather the courage to ask her name and/or number though. I guess I just wasn't that interested.

Anyway, life goes on.

Tim -- OUT!!!

More About Them Girls

Again, the day is done and I did all I could do. The girls have been doing great too. We're close to excellence, since the'yre all so smart. I don't think they need my help at this point. But I sure would like to stick around some more. This is Marvis' call now.

Anyway, I'm still pretty happy with the office life. Although, sometimes the office does get a bit too chilly. I mean the climate, not the people. The people are always warm. I think it's my cigarettes causing the chills. But I don't care, Czareen lets me borrow her "blanket". Speaking of Czareen, I caught her earlier today trying to cup a feel of Lourie. I think there really is something going on between these two. I dunno, maybe I'm just being too hopeful.

The 'Rosie and I' subject is dying rapidly. Finally, we can talk without being ripped on. I enjoy talking to her.

Let me tell you more about the girls.

Rosie's got such a gentle voice in addition to that bright smile of hers. She sounds almost angelic whenever she talks. I guess that's what she really is, an angel. I like that in her. This is probably where her appeal comes from. She's the type of person who you just can't get mad at, not that I tried or anything.

Well, Lourie, on the other hand, has a body to die for. If I weren't working with her, I would definitely take a shot. I mentioned before, she's the sporty, active type, right? Add great curves to that personality, and you got yourself a real sexy woman, which we call Lourie.

Czareen is somewhat of a calm, quiet person...NOT! She too has some moves that'll make guys go crazy. She can dance, that I've seen (which is why I branded her a schizzo). She can sing (she can really sing). There is a disadvantage. Someone already owns her. Yes, down boys, she has a boyfriend. They probably already have wedding plans.

Anyway, that's all the time I have for now. I want to end this session with a saying.

"Life's a bitch...The more you lick, the more it sucks."

Dad Drops By

Okay, I can't really find enough time to speak my mind these days, so I've decided to do my entries every other day. So, today wasn't any different from any other day. I was right. Rosie and I just admitted everything. We treat each other so sweetly, any stranger would think that we were in a relationship. Consequently, the guys kind of minimized their ripping on us. A few months more, then it'll be totally over. But I must say, I will definitely miss it.

A funny thing happened today. I borrowed Czareen's "blanket". It got a bit cold in the office today. The reason I quoted the word "blanket" is because it isn't really a blanket. It looked more like a girly table cloth. Anyway, I borrowed the thing and wrapped it around my body when my dad walked into the office. He didn't knock or anything, he just opened the door and peeked inside. He saw me wrap myself around the thing and probably thought I turned gay. Anyway, he just dropped by to leave me the car so I could get home. My dad really loves me, you know.

Later on, after work, the gals hitched a ride with me and guess who sat in the front seat. If you've been reading all my entries, you'll know that it's always Rosie. Yes, I'm proud, thank you. It's her smile that makes her so cute and sexy at the same time. And yes, there's something I notice about her every day that passes. She just keeps blooming and blooming, like a flower at springtime. The only difference between her and a flower, is that she will never wilt. Am I having feelings for this woman? Has my frozen heart started to melt? Am I finally becoming a human being again? Heck no! I'm just delirious.

The picture above was sent to me by a friend of mine. He's one of those sick ass bastards that I'll never understand. Don't worry, he doesn't work at the office. Well, that's that for now. I have to stop talking before I dig myself into a deeper hole.

Tim -- OUT!

Any Given Sunday

I've been feeling under the weather lately, which is why I haven't posted here more often. Anyway, Today is Sunday, and it's my day off again. I'm bored so I decided to do some of my work here at home. And I'm kind of enjoying it. Before I was a writer at the office, Marvis used to let me work at home, I loved it. Don't get me wrong. I like the office. I like interacting with the different people over there. It's just that I became kind of accustomed to my setup at home. Two monitors, wireless peripherals, very high end PC, the works. You don't get that at the office, but hey. I love the office and Marvis and I would probably get into a fight if he tells me to work at home again. (Just kidding boss, your will be done. Heheh.)

Well, yesterday wasn't much of a day for me. I did all I could do with the time and I was a little pissed off. The news was pretty slow, again. The only thing that kept me happy was The Wagz's music. He played Beatles songs. I love Beatles songs. I know they are kind of ahead of my time, but I just love their music. Once in middle school, a classmate told me that those songs weren't going to get me laid. I checked up on him recently, and guess what. I got laid a lot more times than he did. Talk about 'blowing up in your face'. So the moral of the story is, The Beatles kick ass.

Anyway, the girls haven't changed much. They still rip on me and Rosie, and we're both riding it out like cowboys at a rodeo. This kind of reaction to their teasing might do one of two things:
1) Rosie and I will eventually hook up.
2) Rosie and I will become very close friends.
I do hope it's the latter. 'Office Romances', remember?

Well that's all I have for now. I've been running out of pics to post lately. The girls have been kind of busy to send me stuff. So.......

Tim -- OUT!!!

New Stuff

It was sort of a weird day again. The 'Rosie and Me' thing came back again. It came back more than it was before. This time, I noticed a reaction from her. She frowned at Lourie when she brought that up in front of the boss. He didn't notice though, so I guess it was okay. I told Rosie my solution to make it go away. I told her that we should just admit everything, we like each other and stuff so we could ride it out. I don't think she approved. Another thing I noticed, Czareen and Lourie keep on touching each other. It was kind of weird too, they sort of admitted that they liked one another. If there should ever be some action, I just wish I could be there to witness it (Hee hee).

Anyway, work wise, we're all doing very well. Everything was clarrified during the afternoon meeting, so everything should go smoothingly from this point on. Marvis liked the stuff the girls have done, no, that's an understatement. He was quite impressed. I guess "Impressive" is good enough, but I'm sort of aiming for "Excellent".

The picture above was sent to me by Rosie, again. I know it's sick, but it's so damn funny.

A Day to Forget

Today was mostly an ordinary day. No, let me restate that. Today was no more than an ordinary day. Everyone was there, did their work, talked to each other, then left. The 'Rosie and Me' thing died down almost completely, this means I won't feel awkward around her anymore. Whew!

Everybody did their work just fine, the Wagz redesigned a few stuff concerning the blogs, and me, I smoked only 4 sticks today. I'm sort of proud of myself. Thank you. Marvis came in and asked us for updates on what was going on, and we told him about all the good work. We're almost good to go, except for a few things that need to be ironed out. Nonetheless, we are getting nearer to our goal.

I haven't got much to say today since everything was just perfectly normal, except for my weird appetite today. I usually don't eat much, but today, I don't know what's come over me. So...I think that's it. All's well that ends well. I'm going to knock myself out. I just finished eating dinner.

Tim -- OUT!

Another Day, Another Entry

All in all, it wasn't a bad day. The morning was pretty slow, as all mornings at the office usually are. I went into the office at 8, Czareen and Lourie didn't waste any time to start ripping on me. Rosie wasn't there yet. She arrived a couple of minutes later. When she entered, the first thing I noticed was her very provocative top (heheh). I didn't pay much attention to it, though. I lost my lustful urges when I broke up with my last girlfriend. After that disastrous relationship, I kind of lost my interest in women (for the moment). Some of my friends even think I've turned gay, which I haven't. But if it were any other straight, undamaged guy, he'd probably drool all over Rosie's body. Anyway, she wore a jacket once the office became cool enough, so the other guys didn't see much of her top then, not that they'd pay any attention to it. Most of them either have girlfriends or are happily married, anyway.

Later on, we all decided to eat lunch out at a fast food joint. It was kind of far away from the office so we took my ride. Actually, it's my dad's SUV. Rosie and The Wagz sat in the front seat with me. Imagine the reactions I got from the people in the back. T'was kinda funny though. I couldn't concentrate on driving since she was so close to me. I think my heart rate went up a little bit, although I couldn't understand why. I drove kind of slow, which I don't usually do, because I've somewhat inherited my dad's aggressive driving, but today was an exception.

Anyway, after lunch, The Wagz insisted he drive back to the office so Rosie and I could have a little "quality time". I had no idea how to act, so I just put my arm around her just to see people's reactions. The cheers and rejoices from the backseat sounded like fans at a football game when the star player makes a touchdown, except we were all cramped up in an SUV instead of a stadium. Then I took my arm back. Rosie didn't react much, but I don't think she got pissed at all. Anyway, I'm still sticking to my "Office Romance" philosophy, so as not to complicate things. I'm just a playful kind of guy. I'm not the type to 'rock the boat'.

By the way, the disturbing image above was sent to me by Czareen, the sexy schizophrenic. It's a picture of a guy's infected brain. Anyway, I'm beat. The traffic on the way home was terrible. I'm going to soak my feet in hot water, doze off and snore as if there's no tomorrow.

Until next time, zippity doo dah. Bye bye.

This Blog Bit Me in the Ass

I just came home from work. I showed this blog to the guys. They found it a whole lot interesting. Even the big boss himself liked it. Generally, my day was real good. Except for one little fact. That part where I said I kinda liked Rosie in my previous post, they all misunderstood it. Although I couldn't understand why, especially since I mentioned that I liked all of them.

Anyway, all the peeps at the office think I have the hots for her. Now, they're trying to pair up the both of us. Well, she wasn't there so I had to deal with everything myself. She's currently on leave. But she'll be back tomorrow. I'm sure when she does come in, the guys will all be ripping on the both of us. I don't exactly know how she'll react. I hope she doesn't get too pissed. Nah, she's too pretty to get pissed.

To be honest, I'm not really bothered by what the people are doing. Rosie has everything I'm looking for in a woman. Who knows? Someday, we might even have a future together. Unfortunately, I'm a firm believer of the saying, "Office romances never work" and more importantly, she doesn't like smokers. And I smoke a pack a day. It may take a while, or most probably a lifetime, before we get on the same page. But hey, I'm not really in a hurry.

In conclusion, I really hope she doesn't get too upset by the people's actions tomorrow, and I wish the other girls wouldn't rip on us too much. I'll give you an update on what happens next. I got my fingers crossed, although I'm not sure exactly for what.

Tim -- OUT!

People at the Office

Okay, It's my day off today, so I have a lot of free time. I'm spending it sharing what's on my mind. If you don't like it, I guess you can suck my balls. Anyway, I'll tell you more about me and my job. I work with a bunch of cool people.

Let me start off by telling you about the women. First there's Rosie. She's sweet, quiet, and fun to be around with. She has this smile that can melt the polar ice caps. I bet a lot of guys are constantly chasing her from time to time. I know I would. Next up is Lorie. She's more of the sporty, outgoing type. Don't get me wrong, she can also be sweet at times. I really enjoy working with her. Then there's Czareen. She's smart, creative, and likes to do things her way. She's kind of eccentric. Not in the sense that she's just plain weird. Oh, sometimes, she just dances in her chair, like she's schitzophrenic or something. Other than that, she's normal. She's a living and breathing example of the saying, "There's a thin line between genius and insanity." And I love her for that.

Then there are the people who make the office run smoothly. There's Siony, who's also sweet. I'm not sure if she's married or what. I'm not really that close to her to ask questions like that, yet. But she's a real hard worker, being the boss' right hand and at the same time, part time blogger. Then there's Shirley. Our sweet, caring, loving receptionist. She also works hard, with the paperwork and stuff. She makes sure everyone's happy and comfortable. I think she's going to make a great wife for someone someday.

Then there's Laedee. I'm not sure what she does, exactly. But by looking at her, working all the time, it's probably something important. But personality wise, she's got a lot to offer. All I've gathered so far, is that she's warm, gentle, and likes RnB music. But I'm sure I'll get more info sooner or later.

Up next are the people who are in charge of the technical stuff. First, there's Mark. He's a real cool guy. He's the CTO of our company. He's in charge of everything technical, like computers and stuff. It's not an easy job. In spite of his work, he even had time to make his own blog. This big teddybear of a man is smart, funny, and witty. Then our sys ad, The Wagz, is also a very hard worker. We came from the same high school, so I know for a fact that he's one intelligent bastard. He works on programs all day. He's helping us move from Wordpress to MovableType, but is having problems doing that lately. He's a guru of Linux, HTML, and CSS. He's one mean mutha, but he's very down to earth. He's also got a blog, but he uses it mostly for experimentation. Last but not the least, there's Fritz. He's also a programmer, but mostly for PalmOne Applications. He doesn't say much, but when he opens his mouth, you tend to listen.

I'm not sure where to put this, but there's also our chief custodian, Eric. He makes sure that the office is clean, spick and span. Also, he makes sure that the water's running. I know people don't really give the due credit that this guy deserves, so I dedicated this whole paragraph to him. In addition to the hard work he does, he makes time to do favors for us. He buys food, drinks and other stuff. Of course, we pay him.

Last but definitely not the least, is the big boss himself. If it weren't for this man, we'd all be lost. Marvis is one cool cat, despite the hardships and responsibilities of being the top dog. In a normal working environment, the boss is someone who is feared and venerated. Well, this ain't no normal company. We're like a family. Marvis is highly respected, but he's also approachable, we all love him. I'ma give you just an idea of how warm he really is: He treats us out when it's someone's birthday, he let's us all speak what's on our minds, he never raises his voice to anyone. Remarkable, and a trully honorable man.

I guess that's it for now. I'ma go out somewhere and find myself a life. Tim has left the building.

My Very First Post Here

Hi...I'm Tim and I'm a writer. I work with a bunch of cool guys and gals at the office and I feel honored working with them.

I just want to say, I'm one lucky bastard. I get to work with girls, and I got a pretty neat job. So far, my life is looking up. Oh, yeah. The picture above was sent to me by Rosie. It's a vagina cake. Hee hee. That's all for now.